when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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