I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I love you.
Bad choice
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I'm really busy with my period
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