Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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