so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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