Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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