brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you didnt know i had herpes?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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