it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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