Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
In other news, I just burned my penis
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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