Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
