oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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