R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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