So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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