"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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