Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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