Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I will be naked everywhere
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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