i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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