ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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