You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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