Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
How external is "for external use only"?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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