Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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