Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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