I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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