Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
