Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
