what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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