sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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