No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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