508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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