i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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