and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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