I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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