All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Green mimosas i think yes
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
