Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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