How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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