Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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