Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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