think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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