Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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