We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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