What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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