I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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