I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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