Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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