the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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