the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just want to make out with him forever
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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