Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
this boner is exhausting
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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