Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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