Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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