Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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