covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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