I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
