About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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