he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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